Friday, March 3, 2017

Rocket: Robot on Wheels


Released on October, 31, 1999 by Ubisoft, developed for the Nintendo 64 by Sucker Punch Productions, Rocket: Robot on Wheels sends the titular robot on a platforming journey that instead of defying, greatly adheres to and explores the laws of physics.



Why you looking at me like that, Robot?

The Nintendo 64's legacy contains numerous contradictions. One may often hear it referred to as the home of many great platform games, but when one presses the person who makes that claim to name those "great platformers," the given answer is often, "Uh...Super Mario 64...Banjo-Kazooie...Banjo-Tooie?"



Pictured above: not Mario 64, Banjo-Kazooie, or Banjo-Tooie.

It turns out, there are actually more than three worthwhile platformers--adventure games that often feature precision jumping and item collection--for the Nintendo 64. While Mario and Banjo are the gold standard of 64-bit platforming games, the Nintendo 64 actually features a cavalcade of great platformers. Perhaps the most often overlooked title deserving recognition is Sucker Punch Productions Rocket: Robot on Wheels.



Nobody tell him he's actually just a Robot on "Wheel." He gets really self-conscious and emotional about that.

While many developers balked at the challenge of creating 3D games for the Nintendo 64, Sucker Punch challenged themselves to utilize the system's hardware to push the format. If a game needs a hook to be memorable, this one has a great one: a realistic physics engine. I not-so-fondly remember Physics as that subject I actually had to study for in high school, and also, as the subject that prevented me from completing that engineering degree in college. I don't normally associate "physics" with "fun," but Rocket: Robot on Wheels is an exception.



Plus, any game that lets you beat up a clown is a winner in my book.

Rocket takes its lead from the platformer classics, but then blazes its own unique trail. Like Mario 64 with its stars, and Banjo with its jiggies, Rocket must collect tickets to open new levels, but the game's plot, centered around an interstellar theme park called "Whoopie World," is delightfully different. Whoopie, the park's live mascot, is a big goofy walrus, joined by a raccoon sidekick named JoJo. The night before Whoopie World's grand opening, its creator and owner, Dr. Gavin, decides to go to a party, and leaves Rocket, presumably his robot servant, in charge. JoJo immediately hatches a plan apparently years in incubating, knocking out Rocket, and kidnapping Whoopie, so that he can transform Whoopie World into "Jojo World." Rocket regains consciousness to find he must now collect eighty-four tickets and 1400 park tokens JoJo has scattered around the park, in order for Whoopie World to open on schedule--also, he's got to rescue that worthless walrus, and bring that joker Jojo to justice. Unfortunately, alliteration is not involved.



Fortunately, sheep are.

Whoopie World features six unique, diverse, and gradually inclining in difficulty environments for Rocket to traverse and search (think of them like Disney World's different sub-parks: Epcot, Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, etc), plus a hub world that connects them all together. Thankfully, Rocket is well-equipped for the task. 
Rocket's most potent tool is a tractor beam on the top of his head. With the tap of a button, the player can use this to grab any nearby object, and manipulate it. For example, let's say that object is a sheep. Once Rocket has a sheep in his grasp, with another tap of a button, he can take aim at any reasonable spot in Rocket's vast, 3-dimensional environments. A red-line will highlight the sheep's potential trajectory.



Quit looking at me like that, sheep. This is for your own good.

With another tap of a button, Rocket can then toss that sheep through the air to the desired spot. This is where the game's superior physics-engine takes over, as the sheep will realistically bounce, roll, or sink depending on where it lands. Many of the game's ingenious puzzles are based on this dynamic, and incorporate magnetism, wind, and gravity.



And sheep. See, sheep, I told you this was for your own good. Now you're in a nice, happy little pond. A sheep pond.

Rocket can also use his beam as a tether to grappling points in order to climb, swinging himself backward and forward to gain momentum. Eventually, he'll reach spinning objects with grapple points, allowing the game to create platforming moments utilizing centrifugal motion. I like centrifugal motion way more when I am making a robot jump over a bottomless pit than when I am answering questions about it on a final exam that will determine my career path.



Pictured: my career path.

The challenging, yet-fair gameplay in Rocket contains even more diversity, though. The game's first world, Clowny Island, not only brilliantly introduces the player to the game's mechanics, but shows the gameplay variety Rocket is capable of. There's a midway full of carnival games (my favorite is tic-tac-toe against a surly chicken), an ambitious build-your-own roller-coaster area that works perfectly, and a chance to drive a vehicle.



Who hasn't dreamed of hitting the beach at night with their weinermobile?

Every stage features at least one drivable vehicle, all creatively designed, and featuring unique abilities. For instance, the second world, an ancient-Rome-themed land centered on color, features a paint tank, with a fully equipped sniper scope, and the ability to change the color of about anything in the level to whatever shade you want (granted the shade is one of the eight ones the game offers). Every stage not only has a unique look, but a comparable hook like this, as well, as Rocket completes various tasks to procure tickets.



So just an average day then.



That's what you get, walrus statue.

Rocket can also use his abilities to take down foes. By collecting the aforementioned tokens, which are scattered throughout the game, and bringing them to Tinker, the park's maintenance robot, Rocket can learn new moves, including a sweet grapple bodyslam and a freeze ray. While the game doesn't admittedly feature many enemies (mostly just maliciously programmed bots scattered around each stage), it's nice to get to break them into pieces when they raise their ugly metal heads. Vanquished foes also provide energy for Rocket's depleted health meter...which can be extended permanently by one hit in every stage, if Rocket finds that respective stages coveted "boost pack."



"Do you expect me to talk?"



"No Mr. Robot, I expect you to die...and also to give me your energy so that I can refill my depleted health meter."

All of this illustrates that, while it may share the skeleton of the genre's stalwarts, Rocket manages to put an original spin on just about everything it tries to do, is full of unique personality, and sets itself apart from its Nintendo 64 platformer brethren nicely. Thankfully, its production qualities are also up to snuff. 
Graphically, the textures are admittedly not quite equal to the impeccable Rareware standard (Rareware created Banjo), but they're also not leagues below it--for a first-time Nintendo 64 developer, Sucker Punch acquit themselves quite well in this department. Colors are vibrant, animation is excellent (the way Rocket bobs and weaves when the player stops moving him is mesmerizing), and the game manages to move at a smooth speed, almost completely free of graphical slowdown, even with the game's moderate lighting and shadow effects. Environments are large, free of the fog third-party developers often had to utilize to make their games playable, and feature only minimal pop-up, mostly of just small items and enemies--in a large, open area, the player can see clear to the other side, and what they see, they can reach--the hallmark of any well-made Nintendo 64 platform game.



With the added bonus that Rocket has to travel all that distance, and you get to literally twiddle your thumbs and eat Cheetos.

The game's audio is solid, if not remarkable. The soundtrack is composed of a strange sort of jazz-lounge hybrid. At its best, the music is memorable, even a little atmospheric, and fits the areas of the game it backs perfectly (the secret room music for instance), and at worst, is just there (the Food Fright world music). Outside of Rocket's excited exclamations when he gets an item, the game features no voice acting. Sound effects are solid, though the squeaky noise that occurs every. single. time. the player uses one of the controller's C-buttons to change the camera angle makes me want to dive Rocket into hot lava. That's because the player sometimes has to tap them a dozen times to get a decent view. Oh, yeah, there's my complaint--many third-person Nintendo 64 games, even Banjo Kazooie, struggled to give the player control over their point-of-view. Unfortunately, this can sometimes plague Rocket, as well--there are a couple of tricky jumps Rocket has to make where the player just can't quite get the right view. Overall, though, this isn't a major detriment to the game...just a quiggle...which is not an actual...real word...apparently.



Hmm, should I try to fiddle with the C-buttons, or pray, and hope God cares about the outcome of video games?

As far as lasting value, Rocket isn't the longest game out there--it includes seven worlds, including the hub, as well as an obstacle course of death at the end. While the game can be completed in about 15 hours, that obstacle course at the end requires a full mastery of all the techniques learned in the game--it's a great old-school challenge that this old-school gamer vastly appreciated. There isn't any sort of multi-player to add to the playing time, though honestly, I don't need multi-player from this sort of game--just give me a fulfilling single-player experience, and I'm happy. Rocket is quite fulfilling, though I wouldn't have minded another world or two.



Not Rocket, though. He's still only halfway to that waterfall from two pics ago. Get a move on, Robot Boy!

So here we have a unique, memorable game, featuring excellent gameplay, a lovable main character, and innovative, well-done game design. Why wasn't this thing a massive hit? Why don't people mention Rocket in the same sentence as Mario or Banjo? Why has everything Sucker Punch Productions touched since Rocket turned to gold, while Rocket itself languishes in obscurity?



Maybe it's because someone is taking too long to round up all these tickets.

Sadly, I don't think Rocket's lack of recognition has anything to do with the actual game. I think it has everything to do with the game's generic box-art, and the way the game was marketed. I can say with authority that those are the reasons I overlooked Rocket 18 years ago. Even a 9/10 review from the at-the-time ultimate authority, IGN 64, wasn't enough to win me over. I had recently bought a Dreamcast, and I just didn't care about some silly, kiddie, robot game. It turns out I, and all but the original 120,000 people who purchased Rocket, missed out on one great ride.



Meaning, those who haven't played it have nowhere to go but up--just like my life did 20 years ago!

Thankfully, all existing copies of Rocket weren't scrapped in a dump, ET-style when the game didn't strike commercial gold. You can easily find a cheap used copy of Rocket for sale today, or emulate the game online (though, really, you gotta play an N64 game with an N64 controller--which I guess you can also do on your computer, if you're clever enough). I'm glad I finally gave it a chance all these years later. Rocket: Robot on Wheels certainly deserves it.


Good job, Robot. Good job.


9.0
Graphics
Bright, colorful game, with solid textures, good animation and lighting effects, and little to no slowdown or pop-up. Nice work from Sucker Punch.
7.0
Music and Sound
Solid, mostly upbeat soundtrack, with a few standout moments. Fitting sound effects, though no voice acting or recorded speech.
9.5
Gameplay
Unique, diverse, adventurous and fun single-player platformer action.
6.5
Lasting Value
Relatively short single-player campaign (15 or so hours), and no multi-player, though the game's singular nature warrants more than one play-through.  

9.0  FINAL SCORE

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Doom 64


Released on March, 31, 1997 by Midway Games for the Nintendo 64, Doom 64 sends the space marine from the PC original back to hell once more, for 32 levels of FPS action.


Demon Skull Icon faces off in an intense staring contest with "NEW GAME."

In the mid-90's, I was more of a Duke Nukem fan than a Doom one. That is largely due to the fact that I didn't realize until much later that Duke stole all his lines from Bruce Campbell. Plus, Duke Nukem 3D has boobs, and Doom, decidedly, does not. Why only have violence when you can have violence AND nudity, thought my teenage mind. By the time Doom 64 rolled around to the Nintendo 64, Turok: Dinosaur Hunter had already been released, with the seminal Goldeneye right around the corner. Next to them, Doom 64 seemed downright archaic, and I didn't pick up the game for years. Then, one day, I did. I don't know why. Doom was inevitable.


Anybody got a light?

After firing up the old 64, something quickly became apparent: Doom 64 is dark. I mean "dark" as in, you can't see anything. Thankfully, this can be easily remedied by going to the options menu (accessible at every point of the game), and turning up the brightness. After that, something else quickly became apparent: Doom 64 is dark. You'll be hard-pressed to find a game as thematically dark as this one on a Nintendo system. The game starts off grisly enough, what with all the corpses and moonbase-based demon slaughtering.



WANTED: JANITOR. WILLING TO WORK LONG HOURS. NO ALLERGIES TO DEMON BLOOD.

You start the game as the last surviving human marine on a moonbase decimated by a surprise demon attack. The demon army is still present, and It's up to you to clear them out. Once you've annihilated the uggly buggers, you hop a ride to hell to prevent further invasion, and maybe get a little payback. The demon hordes you face there have decorated their place with pentagrams, inverted crosses, demonic engravings, candles, and a load of decaying human sacrifices.  
What a bunch of jerks.


Also, their sacrifices are blurry!

The game's fully 3-D environments are a little drab, befitting of a military base and a demon fortress in hell, though there are some nice details (like the aforementioned engravings) throughout. The demons are sprite-based, meaning they are 2-D drawn objects simulated as 3-D, though they are appropriately freaky, and move pretty believably for 2-D objects in a 3-D environment. The sky is often aglow in demonic light, which adds color to a game otherwise lacking it. Weapons looks good, from basic handguns, to blue-glowing energy rifles. While none of these elements is spectacular alone, in concert they work quite well. Midway's graphic artists did most of this from scratch, their work unique from that of the original PC game, and it pays off with a visually unsettling game world.



To quote the great poet, Bone Crusher, I ain't never scared.

As unsettling  as Doom 64 can be visually, its music brings the horror. Aubrey Hodges, working within the limitations of the Nintendo 64's soundchip, makes a wise decision. Instead of attempting to create complex, orchestral arrangements, Hodges creates a minimalistic landscape consisting of ambient sound textures, sudden electronic squeals and scrapes, babies crying, chainsaws revving--it really puts the player on edge...or at least, it put me on edge. This is coupled with great monster sounds and booming weapons effects (much love to the super shotgun), though it's a bit strange that your footfalls are silent. Actually, I guess in Nintendo 64 third-person shooters, outside of Perfect Dark, your footfalls are pretty much always silent. Weird, I never noticed that.


What about that? Did you notice that?



I would say "yes." Yes, I did notice that.


As for gameplay, Doom 64 harkens back to an ancient time before objectives, and rescues, and escort missions, and missions themselves
. Instead, you:
Kill everything in front of you. Collect keys to open locked doors impeding your progress. Get to the end of the level. Solve reasonably challenging puzzles, like clicking panels in the proper order, flipping a switch and running to the right place, or finding a hidden lever, that block your path. Run out of health (your bar starts at a hundred, and can be replenished, and sometimes increased by certain items scattered around each level), and you die.

Looks like you're about to be scattered around each level...er, this level.

 
This simplicity is refreshing, and lends itself to fast and furious gameplay. Guns, including pistols, shotguns, energy rifles, rocket launchers, and evil alien implements, along with ammo, are sprinkled liberally enough through the game to give the player confidence in a guns-blazing strategy. Enemies are plentiful. You will shoot of lot of bad guys, and they will bleed, and gore, and burst into piles of quivering guts. They will also shoot you, a lot, so be prepared to die, and often. The challenging difficulty is a bit invigorating. As the stages aren't Turok long (though there are nearly 30 of them, all original to the N64!), and the option of a password or control pak saving system means it's easy to pick up and put down the game at any time, getting your nethers handed to you repeatedly isn't as discouraging a proposition. Also, the game revels in your failure to such a degree, it's almost worth it to get blasted to bits sometimes.



These two cloven-hoofed jerks are about to kill me. Maybe I should try an easier level.

For instance, die, and the game forces you to look up at your killer(s) from your corpse's point of view. Wait a moment, and the game will mock you.


You try an easier level!!!

Thankfully, Doom 64 includes the option to choose between several difficulty levels, so the novice player can still put together a respectable game. 

There are also plenty of secrets, including well-hidden bonus levels, to keep the Doom 64 cartridge in place, long after the Demon Mother has been destroyed. This makes up for the game's lack of multi-player in a post-Goldeneye world.
Overall, you've got fast action, pick-up-anytime gameplay, and incredible tension--think one-hit's worth of health left, with something thumping around the corner, electronic noises swelling, evil imagery all around. Doom 64 is a game well-worth playing.

More like, "Finally, this review is dead," Amirite?!

Just Kidding! Here's a picture of some lovely mountains in hell.


Rockets are high in riboflavin. 



7.5
Graphics
Real 3-D stages and fake 3-D demons mesh well with a cool lighting system, for a nightmarish landscape that has to be brightened to be appreciated.



8.0
Music and Sound
Monster roars, screams, and growls, and an ambient nightmare of a soundtrack are perfectly terrifying.



8.4
Gameplay
Like being in a...nightmare. Simple, fast-paced and violent first-person shooter fun, mixed with some devious puzzles. Obviously not for children.



8.0
Lasting Value
Chock-full of secrets, and the not-overly long, but plentiful stages are easy to explore at leisure with a password and control-pak saving system. No multi-player, though.




8.2  FINAL SCORE