Wednesday, September 28, 2016
Released on March, 31, 1997 by Midway Games for the Nintendo 64, Doom 64 sends the space marine from the PC original back to hell once more, for 32 levels of FPS action.
Demon Skull Icon faces off in an intense staring contest with "NEW GAME."
In the mid-90's, I was more of a Duke Nukem fan than a Doom one. That is largely due to the fact that I didn't realize until much later that Duke stole all his lines from Bruce Campbell. Plus, Duke Nukem 3D has boobs, and Doom, decidedly, does not. Why only have violence when you can have violence AND nudity, thought my teenage mind. By the time Doom 64 rolled around to the Nintendo 64, Turok: Dinosaur Hunter had already been released, with the seminal Goldeneye right around the corner. Next to them, Doom 64 seemed downright archaic, and I didn't pick up the game for years. Then, one day, I did. I don't know why. Doom was inevitable.
Anybody got a light?
After firing up the old 64, something quickly became apparent: Doom 64 is dark. I mean "dark" as in, you can't see anything. Thankfully, this can be easily remedied by going to the options menu (accessible at every point of the game), and turning up the brightness. After that, something else quickly became apparent: Doom 64 is dark. You'll be hard-pressed to find a game as thematically dark as this one on a Nintendo system. The game starts off grisly enough, what with all the corpses and moonbase-based demon slaughtering.
WANTED: JANITOR. WILLING TO WORK LONG HOURS. NO ALLERGIES TO DEMON BLOOD.
You start the game as the last surviving human marine on a moonbase decimated by a surprise demon attack. The demon army is still present, and It's up to you to clear them out. Once you've annihilated the uggly buggers, you hop a ride to hell to prevent further invasion, and maybe get a little payback. The demon hordes you face there have decorated their place with pentagrams, inverted crosses, demonic engravings, candles, and a load of decaying human sacrifices.
What a bunch of jerks.
Also, their sacrifices are blurry!
The game's fully 3-D environments are a little drab, befitting of a military base and a demon fortress in hell, though there are some nice details (like the aforementioned engravings) throughout. The demons are sprite-based, meaning they are 2-D drawn objects simulated as 3-D, though they are appropriately freaky, and move pretty believably for 2-D objects in a 3-D environment. The sky is often aglow in demonic light, which adds color to a game otherwise lacking it. Weapons looks good, from basic handguns, to blue-glowing energy rifles. While none of these elements is spectacular alone, in concert they work quite well. Midway's graphic artists did most of this from scratch, their work unique from that of the original PC game, and it pays off with a visually unsettling game world.
To quote the great poet, Bone Crusher, I ain't never scared.
As unsettling as Doom 64 can be visually, its music brings the horror. Aubrey Hodges, working within the limitations of the Nintendo 64's soundchip, makes a wise decision. Instead of attempting to create complex, orchestral arrangements, Hodges creates a minimalistic landscape consisting of ambient sound textures, sudden electronic squeals and scrapes, babies crying, chainsaws revving--it really puts the player on edge...or at least, it put me on edge. This is coupled with great monster sounds and booming weapons effects (much love to the super shotgun), though it's a bit strange that your footfalls are silent. Actually, I guess in Nintendo 64 third-person shooters, outside of Perfect Dark, your footfalls are pretty much always silent. Weird, I never noticed that.
What about that? Did you notice that?
I would say "yes." Yes, I did notice that.
As for gameplay, Doom 64 harkens back to an ancient time before objectives, and rescues, and escort missions, and missions themselves. Instead, you:
Kill everything in front of you. Collect keys to open locked doors impeding your progress. Get to the end of the level. Solve reasonably challenging puzzles, like clicking panels in the proper order, flipping a switch and running to the right place, or finding a hidden lever, that block your path. Run out of health (your bar starts at a hundred, and can be replenished, and sometimes increased by certain items scattered around each level), and you die.
Looks like you're about to be scattered around each level...er, this level.
This simplicity is refreshing, and lends itself to fast and furious gameplay. Guns, including pistols, shotguns, energy rifles, rocket launchers, and evil alien implements, along with ammo, are sprinkled liberally enough through the game to give the player confidence in a guns-blazing strategy. Enemies are plentiful. You will shoot of lot of bad guys, and they will bleed, and gore, and burst into piles of quivering guts. They will also shoot you, a lot, so be prepared to die, and often. The challenging difficulty is a bit invigorating. As the stages aren't Turok long (though there are nearly 30 of them, all original to the N64!), and the option of a password or control pak saving system means it's easy to pick up and put down the game at any time, getting your nethers handed to you repeatedly isn't as discouraging a proposition. Also, the game revels in your failure to such a degree, it's almost worth it to get blasted to bits sometimes.
These two cloven-hoofed jerks are about to kill me. Maybe I should try an easier level.
For instance, die, and the game forces you to look up at your killer(s) from your corpse's point of view. Wait a moment, and the game will mock you.
You try an easier level!!!
Thankfully, Doom 64 includes the option to choose between several difficulty levels, so the novice player can still put together a respectable game.
There are also plenty of secrets, including well-hidden bonus levels, to keep the Doom 64 cartridge in place, long after the Demon Mother has been destroyed. This makes up for the game's lack of multi-player in a post-Goldeneye world.
Overall, you've got fast action, pick-up-anytime gameplay, and incredible tension--think one-hit's worth of health left, with something thumping around the corner, electronic noises swelling, evil imagery all around. Doom 64 is a game well-worth playing.
More like, "Finally, this review is dead," Amirite?!
Just Kidding! Here's a picture of some lovely mountains in hell.
Rockets are high in riboflavin.
Friday, May 27, 2016
Released on September, 29, 1996 by Nintendo EAD, and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo 64, Super Mario 64 re-imagines the titular goomba-stomping plumber in an immersive 3D world.
Here we go!
Well, here we are. I've grown increasingly frustrated with the suffocating stylistic rules I've forced upon myself for this website, and even more frustrated with the difficulties of snapping photographs of games on the tiny CRT I like to retro game on. A change has been due for quite a while. How fitting that it is inaugurated by a review of the Nintendo 64 game that started it all.
From this entry forward, I am writing these reviews in a style more akin to my Wii U reviews--that is, I'll write these however I want to. I tried to present previous N64 reviews like museum plaques, but that presentation is so limited...why limit myself?
I've also finally invested in a decent video-capture card, which means that my in-game photos won't look like badly-cropped, blurry messes anymore. I know some people like the blurriness, but in the end, the vibrancy of the video-capture photos overrules the drabness of what I was attaching before.
At some point, I might go back and update previous reviews in this style, but for now, itsatime for Mario.
Entering a Castle of Memories.
When I bought my cousin Joe's nearly year-old Nintendo 64, in the fall of 1997. he included three games with the purchase. While the pot was sweet (Mario Kart 64, Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire, and Wave Race 64), Super Mario 64 was not included. Maybe the tenth-grade Joe was too cool for Mario school. I don't have any idea what the previous sentence meant.
Even though I'd spent the majority of the Nintendo 64's first year of existence without a Nintendo 64, I had heard the hype: Super Mario 64 was supposed to be a great game. I pooled my money together throughout the rest of fall with plans to pick up Super Mario 64 at the start of Christmas break.
I had great plans for the week before Christmas and the week after: not miss any free-throws in the JV basketball tournament, ace mid-terms, get out of school, celebrate my birthday, accumulate more cash, take hunter's safety class, buy and play through Super Mario 64, go see the new James Bond movie, watch TBS' complete James Bond Marathon, at least rent Goldeneye 64 if my mom couldn't find a copy to buy me for Christmas, and not see Titanic. I was successful in every endeavor but the last.
I'm not saying that I enjoyed James Cameron's distillation of one of the greatest disasters in the history of transportation into a Harlequin Romance, but I did sneak into the entire last hour of it after Tomorrow Never Dies ended. Strangely enough, both of those movies end with a ship sinking. Super Mario 64 involves a world where a sunken ship is raised to the surface, but I'll get to that, I promise.
Anyway, I had a magical holiday, and Super Mario 64 was no small part of that. I even won a giant tin of Hershey's assorted minis in a white elephant youth group party, which augmented my experience (I am eating some now to get into the spirit (recently purchased, not from the Christmas of '97!). That was nearly two full decades ago, though. I'm almost old enough to be president. Does Super Mario 64 still hold the same magic?
Time to dredge it to the surface.
The Nintendo 64 lifespan featured three generations of games. First generation generally describes the first year or so of the system. Second generation generally describes games released in the next two (98-99), and includes many classics like Ocarina of Time or Turok 2, games that show a technological leap from the first generation. Third generation generally describes games released during the final two years of the Nintendo 64's lifespan--think games featuring higher-res textures and full-speech instead of text boxes, like Perfect Dark, Conker's Bad Fur Day...or Turok 3. I think I should do a separate post on that....anyway...Super Mario 64 was released when the Nintendo 64 was originally released, placing it squarely in the "first generation" bracket.
And now you have "Dire Dire Docks" stuck in your head, and we haven't even gotten to the music yet.
With that said, many inept video game developers found themselves chasing Super Mario 64's graphical standards throughout the lifespan of the Nintendo 64. SM 64 definitely looks simplistic compared to later games--it pales next to five-years younger fellow platformer, Banjo Tooie, for instance (which will be especially apparent once I get around to uploading new pictures of Banjo Tooie to the original review I wrote here a few years ago (sorry for putting so much text between these dashes)--but in the midst of the first batch of Nintendo 64 games released to the public, Super Mario 64 looked stunning.
The game doesn't hurt my eyes now, and I only score Nintendo 64 games in comparison to other Nintendo 64 games, anyway (I'm not changing that!)...so I've got to say, Super Mario 64 looks above average for a Nintendo 64 game.
Everything looks so clean. Mario might be a simplistic, five-colored, barely-textured 3-D chap, but he's a charming, well-animated one. The environments created for him here are vibrant, with bright colors popping all around. Villains are as minimally designed, yet as lovable and well animated as Mario.
It's breast-cancer awareness month at Bob-omb Battlefield.
Textures are a little blurry, and distant objects have a tendency of popping up suddenly, but again, this game was released during the first week of the Nintendo 64's run. The designers have created a consistent graphical world that has stood the test of time--that doesn't mean it looks great next to Dark Souls 3, that means that it still looks great as a 20-year old game...woah, I just realized this is Super Mario 64's 20th Birthday...I did not plan that...but now I wish I did.
Time has been this game's friend.
In the sound department, Super Mario 64 features a major development: Mario can talk now! Voiced by Charles Martinet, Mario's likable, high-pitched, Italian-accented interjections are a great companion throughout Super Mario 64's quest. Sound effects are all spot on, doing justice to the Mario legacy, while raising the audio quality of jumps and shell-kicking to the next level.
As for music, Kojo Kondo composed the soundtrack for Super Mario 64. His other credits include Super Mario Bros. 1,2, and 3, Super Mario World, Super Mario World 2:Yoshi's Island, The Legend of Zelda, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. Koji Kondo knows how to compose a video game score. Super Mario 64 requires Kondo to translate the feelings he created for Mario's previous 2-D worlds to 3-D, and he does a stellar, bordering on legendary job. The score's only flaw, which I'll get out of the way first, is that many of the themes repeat across levels--I wish there were more of them. With that out of the way...
Kondo's new themes for the game's sunnier levels are a lot of fun, but the score really shines when Kondo dives in deeper, more atmospheric waters. I mean literally because Kondo's piece for Super Mario 64's aquatic stages, the calming "Dire, Dire, Docks," ranks among the greatest, most memorable works ever composed for a video game. It also introduces "dynamic music" to the Mario franchise, meaning that when Mario reaches certain parts of the level, the music subtly changes--and "Dire, Dire Docks" is not SM 64's only example of this.
My favorite instance of dynamic music in Super Mario 64 comes in "Hazy Maze Cave," which re-imagines Kondo's classic Mario Bros. 1 underground theme, and lends it an extra air of mystery as Mario ventures deeper into the cave...
Dorrie for life.
Which only further augments the incredible gameplay of that moment. I consider the experience of wandering deep into Hazy Maze Cave, discovering a hidden pool, taking a swim, and coming upon Dorrie the Dinosaur, as one of my most formative moments as a gamer. Nintendo wisely placed emphasis on exploration and experimentation while developing Super Mario 64, and that decision still pays off today.
The game's story is a simple one: The evil Bowser has locked Mario's friend, Princess Toadstool, along with her subjects, within the walls of the Princess' castle. Mario must leap into the worlds contained in the walls to collect stars (seven per world, 120 overall), which allow him further access to the castle. Mario gains these stars by completing six separate tasks per world, as well as collecting over 100 gold coins in every world. The game's worlds are diverse, from snow, fire, ocean, underground, in the sky (and on the ground, too), to more eclectic, like inside a giant clock, or on an island where Mario can change his size. Tasks include navigating difficult obstacles, finding hard to reach places, defeating bosses, running errands, and collecting items, among a vast variety of other activities the imaginative developers have dreamed up for Mario to complete.
This is all far less linear than it sounds, too. While certain amounts of stars are required to reach new worlds (there are fifteen, total), the game never requires the player to have acquired all of them to progress. This means that, generally, when you've tired of a certain world, you can skip on to the next one and come back later. All 120 stars aren't required to beat Bowser, either, though you are certainly going to want to collect all 120.
Ice Ice Baby.
It all comes back to the aforementioned exploration and experimentation.
For instance, take "Cool, Cool Mountain." The first thing you are going to want to do is explore the level. It looks huge, and it is, paths spiraling down the mountain full of friends, foes, and places to go. That's where experimentation comes in. Once I've looked around, what do I want to do here? What if I try that cool backward somersault move Mario can do now, and try to flip into the top of this chimney?
Why, look what's down here.
It's a giant penguin, and he wants to race.
Now, if I could just slide this 600-pound blue lump out of the way, I'd be cruising.
The game rewarded my exploration with the cabin chimney, and my experimentation with this awesome race. Like all great games, Super Mario 64 makes you want to play it more.
Speaking of awesome, Mario is a joy to control. The game incorporates new moves like the long-jump and the aforementioned backwards somersault like they've been Mario staples all along. The Nintendo 64 controller's joystick feels made for SM 64 (in a way, it was). The joystick's sensitivity allows Mario to creep, walk, and run at the player's pleasure. The controls are so intuitive, they almost don't need to be taught.You'll have Mario jumping around to wherever you want to go to in no time.
There is a hitch, though.
Pictured at bottom right: "a hitch."
Super Mario 64 has one flaw: the camera. As the first major 3-D adventure/platforming game, Super Mario 64 had to break new ground in so many areas. It succeeds wildly in all but one.
Granted, a game's camera, which is essentially the point-of-view the player views the game from, is the most challenging element for a 3-D game developer to master. Many game-makers have struggled with camera positioning since Super Mario 64 was released, and to a far greater degree. For some reason, it's just not easy to do.
Super Mario 64's camera is effective, and at worst, manageable, at least 96% of the time--but that other 4% is a crapshoot. "Tick Tock Clock" is the worst offender, as the player might be tilting the joystick forward so Mario can cross a thin bridge, only for the camera to swing the perspective...causing Mario to run off the side of the bridge, and costing the player a turn. Again, this doesn't happen all the time--it's quite rare--but it does happen, and when it happens, it's maddening. Other than that, this game is perfection, and in fact...
Hey, wake up, Mario!
In fact, the recent umpteenth playthrough I gave Super Mario 64 that led to this review wasn't actually intended to even lead to a review. I was just playing through Super Mario 64 again because it is fun, and I missed it.
This is the kind of game that stays with you throughout your life. If you've never played Super Mario 64 before, expect to spend 20 or so hours beating Bowser and collecting all 120 stars, all while experiencing a 64-bit embodiment of pure joy (except for that 4%).
There's also a pretty sweet reward for collecting all 120 stars that extends gameplay, as well (and is a treat to Nintendo fans). If you've already played through Super Mario 64 before, then you already know how awesome this game is.
Time to dive back in...